True story

True story. Last Christmas my wonderful mother got Javy and I a new knife set. We got it, opened it, and  put all the knives away. However, I was more excited about the chicken poker that came with the knives. I couldn't believe it, I finally had a chicken poker. Javy then informed me it was a knife sharpener. PS. what the heck would I use a chicken poker for? Why would anyone really need to poke a chicken? Who knows but I was excited.